A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Nah

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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women's rights

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

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