Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

sweaty black guy

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Herman Cain

Lets make like trees and stand still

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

your momma's an antijoke

Anti jokes.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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