- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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