Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Steering Wheel Face.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Jake Bowar

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