Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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your face.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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The WNBA

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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