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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Women's Rights

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Penis in a box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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I came.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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