the joke below me is not an anti joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

newt gingrich

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I cant think of one (._. )

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

I LIKE TURLES.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

your mother is so lesbian

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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