A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Covietz has a large penis

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Write your own

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Haha

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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