What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A man. That is all.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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DANA

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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