9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Please don't rape me.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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