When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Which one is hardest?

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Women's rights.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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fart

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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