Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

whats gay ? you

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

look at there!! an entire dog!!

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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