- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

My butt!!!!

Is Carly smart? No.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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