Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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