What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Amputations.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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dead babies

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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