- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

One Big Ass Mistake America

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

This is not Will Smith.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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