- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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