What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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My sister has to take a dump

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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come along children

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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