What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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penis

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Womens Rights.

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Penis

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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minorities

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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