Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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lewis bedford

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Don't rape me!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What is brown and sticky?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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