A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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The WNBA.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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The horse said "nay."

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Lebron Traveled

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Hummer.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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