What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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i like potatoes

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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chuck norris

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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