Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Women's Rights

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Gadaffi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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