- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's 1+1? 4.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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