- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Womens Rights.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Jewish People

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

My mom just died....

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

women's rights.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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