Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Josh kissing a girl

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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