Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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knock knock Come in.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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hey bill!

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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