how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Women's rights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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