- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

womans rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Frown is a four letter word.

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dog

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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