- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

My sister has to take a dump

You're so straight!

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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