- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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