A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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