Women's Rights

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A guy is playing cod

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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I am really good at math debating

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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