How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Tim's gay.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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666 im christian

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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