What do you call Obama? - the president

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

dead babies

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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