How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Someone told me about this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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