FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Jewish People

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AVI IS A FAG

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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