What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

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