Avery has crabs.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

a banana

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

i hate you.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

I don't get it

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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