why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Black people are clen.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

your mother is so lesbian

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What comes after "Q" R

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Hello

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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