Go away.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Black people are clen.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Steering Wheel Face.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Baseball

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Avery has crabs.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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