Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Someone told me about this website.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Womens Rights.

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Tacos

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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WNBA

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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