- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Child Prostitution.

I dislike old people.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

hi

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Sea World Japan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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