whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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WNBA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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