- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

a little girl gets raped

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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