You know George Washington? He died.

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Come in

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Hi colton

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Anti Joke

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