What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Hummer.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Your mom goes to college

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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