Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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i heart wiener

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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hi

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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