How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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9:11 make a wish

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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:-)book

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Justin Bieber

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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