- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

baby seal walks into a bar

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What is brown and smells? Poop

your momma's an antijoke

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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