A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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lololololololololol

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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