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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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