Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Tacos

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Covietz has a large penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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