who farted? umm........that guy.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Sarah Palin is President

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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GAY PEOPLE

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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