- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

whats better than shoes feet

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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