Penis jokes.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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knock knock come in

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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