Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Penis

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Womens Rights.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Anti Joke

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