What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Women's Golf

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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newt gingrich

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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