I'm gay. Great me too.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

this website...

I avhe dyiaexls.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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