Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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oops

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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