If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What should I name my dog?

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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