Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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My sister has to take a dump

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You're so straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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