Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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ur mother

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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The WNBA.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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