Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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