Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Womens Rights.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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