- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Shit.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Penis

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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