Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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hi my name is? joe

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Star Wars

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Anti Joke

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